A lot to learn!

Oh little Phoebe, you've got a lot to learn about the way things work!  You're only three weeks old and already happy to sleep in the cot on your own.  No, no, no!  You're supposed to make them think you're not capable of this for weeks yet, that way you get to stay up and watch television all night and get cuddles all the time - trust me, I know all about these things!